EST. ’92

Founders
Can’t Jump.

A Monday-night run for SF founders, builders, and tech people who actually hoop.

We rented a gym. Come hoop.

Get on the list

Free to join. We drop the run a week out — first 24 to pay are in.

Us two. We hoop, and we got tired of networking happy hours — so we rented a gym.

Central SF · ~10 min from SoMa · exact gym texts you the morning of

What this is

Networking, except it’s just basketball.

Why Monday? Because nobody schedules anything fun on a Monday. Get the sweat in, talk to zero people about your Series A, start the week ahead. 7–9pm — come straight from work, home by 9:30.

You don’t need to be good. You do need to have played — you know what a switch is and you’ll call your own fouls. Comp is real, but nobody’s dunking on a stranger. Never played 5s? Love that — but this run moves a little fast for a first time, and that’s all love.

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Mon · Jul
7–9pm
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Mon · Jul
7–9pm
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Mon · Jul
7–9pm
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Mon · Jul
7–9pm
1Get on the list — name, email, number. Free, no commitment.
2About a week before each Monday, we drop the invite to the list.
3Pay to claim your spot. First 24 are in, then it caps.
4We text you the gym the weekend of.
5Hoop.

The gym drops by text once you’re paid in — keeps the run to people who actually signed up, not randoms.

Lock all 4
$80 / July
Run it back

You’re in for all four Mondays, front of the 24, never racing the link. (Works out to less per night — but really you’re just guaranteed a run every Monday.)

$25 / night
Drop in

Come when you can. Pay per Monday — if there’s still room.

16 spots lock to the monthly crew. 8 open up to drop-ins every Monday.

There’s a cover because the gym isn’t free — that’s it. We’re just trying to break even and hoop.

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Here’s the gym. Photos of the run go up after week 1 — we’ll add the carnage as it happens.

Drop your info and you’re on the list. When we open a Monday, you get the link first.

We ask for your number just so we can text you the gym — we’re not building a list, we’re two guys with a group chat. No spam, promise.

Heads up — ball is a contact sport. (the real version comes when you pay)

Pickup means grown adults running, jumping, and bumping on a hardwood floor — rolled ankles and jammed fingers happen. You’ll sign a quick at-your-own-risk waiver (18+) when you pay for a run. If that’s a no, sit this one out — no hard feelings.

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